Who knew?

Salvete,

My students are doing research papers for or against a controversial topic of my choosing. The topics available to them are:
-Abortion
-Euthanasia
-Video games causing violence
-Death penalty
-War on Terror
-Health care reform

In the course of his research, one student solved the problem of why so many people are getting pregnant, and also discovered the key reason why abortion should be illegal for people who are irresponsible. He wrote the following:

"Abortion is the cause of a huge amount of fetuses."

What a strange world we live in.

Salvete,
Magistra